
Only in California. (Or, Austin. According to my dad, Austin really lives in California, if you know what I mean.)
Ladies and gentlemen, in our first Lobby Duck's Believe It or Not!, I present an X-ray of a duck's stomach. And a dead duck's stomach at that. What?
When workers at the Bird Rescue Center in California reviewed the X-ray of this dead duck's stomach, they were shocked to see what appeared to be the head of an extraterrestrial alien. Now, you ask yourself, what is really weird about this? Why would they be making an X-ray of a dead duck's stomach? Seriously. Only in California.
"It looks like a tiny alien in his belly, that's about all I can say," spokeswoman Marie Travers said. "No Elvis sightings that I've heard of yet." Really? I'm sure if you look hard enough, you'll see Elvis. Seriously.
As it turns out, when they looked into it (and I mean literally) turns out the alien image was mostly likely a lump of grain. Just a lump of grain? We don't need Mulder and Scully after all? Once again, proving that most things cannot be taken at face value. In life or in politics.
P.S. Thanks to Robyn over at Capitol Crowd for the tip on this story.
1 comments:
What if its a fetus?
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