It Ain't Braggin' If It's True

All of you must know that I don't like to brag. Seriously. What lobbyist does? (Oh. Wait. That doesn't sound quite right.)

But, I just have to tell you. Recently, I had an awesome experience in San Francisco. I played golf at the Lake golf course at the Olympic Club. It was awesome. This is where important people play, if you know what I mean. And here I was, playing golf.

I tee off. And, uh oh. Let's just say, my game was nothing to brag about. In fact, it really sucked. What can I say? I obviously need more practice.